mermaid surprise

when a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. she has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands s-xual attention. she swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
jimmy: i’m seeing krista again. she’s more amazing then i remember.
john: she threw you off ?
jimmy: yes, total mermaid surprise.

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