mermaid’s flannel


extremely wet. opposite of an arab’s sandal
frankly my dear, you’re quim is dripping. i conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid’s flannel – sherlock holmes.
the term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet f-nny.
“her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

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