merry geriatric christmas
the alternate/additional christmas holiday celebrated at least 6 months before the december holiday, because family/loved ones question whether granny or any other geriatric will live to experience the december holiday.
martha: ” why is ted decorating the old folks home’s christmas tree in june?”
hector: “ted’s banking on half the residents keeling over before december. he’s celebrating a merry geriatric christmas!”
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