Merthyr defence, The
a legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel south wales valleys town.
the defence consists of ‘it wasn’t nailed down, your honour.’
‘i drank one of rob’s bottles of wine. i intend to use the merthyr defence – wasn’t nailed down, was it?
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