Messi Hair Day


occurs when you have messi’s long “messy” hairstyle, and the feeling of getting owned by germany 4-0 in the world cup.
“dude i’m not getting a haircut, just get the h-ll out dave!”

dave: “wow, someone is having a messi hair day.”

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