Metal Gear Spunk


a game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn’t know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then -j-c-l-t- on them. points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has -j-c-l-t-d and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). the words metal gear in the game t-tle come from the stealth based “metal gear” video game series and sp-nk obviously meaning s-m-n.
carl: i was playing metal gear sp-nk last night and i won cos i j-zzed on the b-tches face and the police chased me.

ray: i got extra points once cos i j-zzed on the girls face and some of it went down her t-ts.

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