Metal Porn


the portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. the term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.
joe: ” i went to watch transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a sh-t movie”

bob “weren’t you turned on by the all the metal p-rn in the movie”

joe “gross dude, wtf!”

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