metaphorical blowjob


x implements the highest form of friendship/bro-ship on y, the action is so good it would take y to sell his soul to x to repay the favour.
tim: hey mate here’s a dollar
tom: aw thanks how can i repay you?
tim: with a metaphorical bl-wj-b

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