Metaphorical Champagne
1. fake alcohol
2. stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.
1. t’where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. sam: yo! i had such a rough day!
sally: how about some metaphorical champagne?
sam: yeah! i could use some ice cream.
sally: can i join you. my metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
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