metric football
what americans call “soccer” and the rest of the world calls “football.”
“football” is shoulder pads, forward p-sses, and helmets.
“metric football” is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.
what are you watching?
metric football.
why?
football season’s over.
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