Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
a metric sh-t-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your b-tch–ss homework took you to complete. one metric sh-t-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
i’m typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric sh-t-ton of homework.
metric sh-t-ton (unit of homework measurement)
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