Metric Zombies


a metric zombie is the byproduct of an american citizen converting to the metric system.

an american learning the metric system.
dude! everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
i know. theyre metric zombies, that d-mn european store is infecting everyone

tommy hasn’t been the same since his trip to j-pan.
i think he’s a metric zombie.

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