Metrocard Leftovers
when there is money left in your metrocard, yet not enough for a ride but just enough to cause frustration and the use of unnecessary math.
dude a: right now i have $7.13 in my metrocard. that’s enough for like, 4 rides right?
dude b: dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. it’s only good for 3.
dude a: what the h-ll am i supposed to do with 38 cents? d-mn metrocard leftovers.
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