METROSEXICAN
a young, over-s-xed mexican american who lives in an urban area.
“yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metros-xican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.
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a mexican male who is buff, short haired, metros-xual, has a really hot superficial girlfriend, and wears clothing such as: ed hardy, abercrombie or anything similar in “style”. they are indigenous to southern texas.
i was at the mall today and there was either a sale on ed hardy t-shirts and pre-ripped pants or someone has made a million metros-xican clones.
(noun) a polished, slightly effeminate, urban latino; i have heard this several times in the san francisco bay area; from “metros-xual” + “mexican”
t-to left the hood, put on some mod pants and got a manicure–total metros-xican!
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