metrospiritualism


a worldview combining watered-down adherence to eastern and/or new-age spirituality and full-on consumerism. anyone who thinks buying an electric car is a forward-thinking solution to life’s problems is a metrospiritualist.
“i don’t care how much my yoga cl-sses cost, they bring me closer to peace,” said the adherent to metrospiritualism.

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