Mexican Bagel
a raunchy, yet highly addictive s-x position. inspired by/is defined your imagination, so the sick joys derived from it are never-ending and are entirely up to the person dishing it out.
i finally scored a date with c-ssie tonight. she’s definitely getting a mexican bagel!
i can’t wait to give franny a mexican bagel tonight. oooh yeah!
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