mexican cereal
n. basically like normal cereal, but this time with south-of-the-border fun. replace cereal with corn chips. replace milk with salsa. pour in bowl and eat. it is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of mexico.
linda: i want breakfast, but i’m so tired of boring american cereals.
antoine: don’t fret, try this mexican cereal!
both: mmmmm!
corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.
when life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!
a snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. once a bag of tost-tos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don’t get carried away here, simple is better, this isn’t nachos dammit). grab a big spoon and enjoy!
“ahh i love my tost-tos scoops with a hint of jalepeno… but what the sh-t am i supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?”
::”do you work for tost-tos?”
“you know we don’t have jobs.”
::”shut up david. however, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with mexican cereal.
“arrrrriba!”
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