Mexican Dance Party
when five men wearing sombreros insert their p-n-s’ into a taco sh-ll each and then proceed to have s-xual intercourse with the same woman. during this the woman is also being beaten with several bottles of tequila.
you should have been there last night man was f-cking crazy, there were five of us and one b-tch left over and an unlocked taco bell so we went for it and had a mexican dance party.
three’s a crowd five’s a dance party.
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