Mexican Dumptruck


a mexican dumptruck is using a pickup truck to dump a load of cargo similar to a dumptruck. the load is placed in the bed of the truck and the tailgate is left down. the truck is driven in reverse at a high rate of speed towards the intended “dump” point. just before reaching the “dump” point the driver slams on the breaks causing the cargo to come flying out of the truck.
“i don’t really want to unload all this firewood by hand… let’s just do the ol’ mexican dumptruck”
when you sh-t in a sombrero and later use defecation as nacho dip.
maybe later me and my friends will have the old mexican dumptruck.

why use cheese when you have the mexican dumptruck?
a wheelbarrow
“hey jose, we need another mexican dumptruck load of concrete over here.”
a mexican dumptruck is when one takes a mexican’s sombrero, and sh-ts in it so once the mexican has put the sombrero back on, he gets covered in sh-t.
will: “bobby! what are you doing?”

bobby sh-ts in diego’s sombrero.

bobby: “puto stole my job.”

bobby gave diego a mexican dumptruck.

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