mexican faucet


when meat/cheese/etc. falls out of your taco or burrito
the man didnt realise his mexican faucet was running at taco bell yesterday
when you eat so much mexican food that your -n-s proceeds to leaks dirty brown water.
timmy just ate 439 burritos and he knows that tomorrow morning he will get mexican faucet

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