mexican garage sale
a type of garage sale (usually run by mexicans or some other cr-ppy minority) where the seller can hardly speak english, and the items are either all clothes, all broken, or all cr-p. and everything is always dirty.
p-ssenger: hey, look, a garage sale! let’s stop there.
driver: no man, that’s a mexican garage sale. they’re only selling clothes from walmart.
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