mexican hand job
a confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a mexican standoff. the tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. in a confrontation among three mutually hostile partic-p-nts, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a mexican hand job with two hostages. foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
the act of either jerking off or receiving a traditional hand job at the beach,or a place with comparably sandy conditions. this is in reference to the general sandy and unclean conditions -ssociated with mexico and select parts of the south western united states. without this clarification, it is -ssumed the hand job is without sandy discomfort in its original form.
bro -“hey jim did you get any action with that chick?”
jim -“yeah dude, we went to the beach and i got a hand job!”
bro -“man, i am really sorry to hear that. thats called a mexican hand job.”
jim -“i’m still pretty raw…”
when a woman wraps your w-ng in a burrito or soft sh-ll taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.
ernesto: yo, that whack b-tch wouldn’t give me a mexican handjob so i gave her a mexican avalanche.
umberto: f-ck that sh-t homie, you still work at taco bell?
ernesto: nah b-tch, i got fired for shooting my j-zz load in the sour cream!
umberto: playa you trippin!
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