Mexican oil change
what happens when you have a car that’s leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. now it burns a quart every week, so i’m doing the mexican oil change.
a fancy reference to an an enema used to ensure trouble-free backdoor action. out with the bad, in with the j-zz.
things started off a bit messy, so i gave her a mexican oil change.
what happens when you have a car that’s leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so i’m doing the mexican oil change.
low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )
in city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. it says ” mexican oil change “. when those city doggs & pole-ice mans get on my b-mper. i do a mexican oil change !!
pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out…
ps hombre’s if lapd pulls u over just say, ” i take to shop & fix leak ”
7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bl–dy diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
me: sh-t, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a mexican oil change
me: how’d it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
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