Mexican Penguin


the waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.
“dude, i had to do the mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday’s lunch just to find something to wipe with!”

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