mexican pop tart


a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey’s chocolate
mexican pop tarts will mess u up
1 more definition
mexican babe brings s-x to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
” senior i will clean house for u and fix your thing ”
i muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

i say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !

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