Mexican Saddle Bags
when a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. the lover then takes the other man’s b-lls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the b-lls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the “mexican saddle bags.”
wow, i gave my boyfriend some “mexican saddle bags” last night. we then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed…oh yeah, i also came!
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