Mexican Sausage
the act of performing -n-l s-x using only hot sauce as a lubricant.
give that b-tch a double serving of mexican sausage with her eggs,she won’t know what hit her.
the act of preforming oral s-x on a p-n-s so large that it triggers the gag-reflex. this will cause the person to throw up all over the p-n-s.
i told her she couldn’t handle my d-ck and the b-tch gave me a mexican sausage
a brown p-n-s that will get you sick upon digestion. although it has similar symptoms to montezuma’s revenge, this is different because it can cause aids and take your job.
i was working at the corner until that guy with mexican sausage stole my hoes.
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