Mexican Seatbelt
when three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. the person laying is the mexican seatbelt, and calls “mexican seatbelt” upon -ssuming this position.
“mexican seatbelt”
“dude, your elbow is crushing my b-lls”
a mexican seatbelt is a rope that keeps someone secure while riding in the back of a truck.
p-ssenger: i’m surprised justin didn’t fly out of the bed on that last speed b-mp.
driver: it’s cool, he’s got a mexican seatbelt.
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