mexican smokestack
(noun) – a s-xual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a comp-ss, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.
“…that was disgusting!”
“not as disgusting as andrew giving meredith a mexican smokestack.”
the best-kept secret in the s-xual world. when a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and f-cks her up the -ss so fast that the girl’s -n-s begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. the friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. i love it.
“…that was disgusting!”
“not as disgusting as michael giving maggie a mexican smokestack.”
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