Mexican Surprise
the act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed -n-s. and then eating said “soup” out of said -n-s with a other mans p-n-s.
tom: “hey john, you wanna give amy a mexican surprise?”
john: “f-ck yeah!”
when a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his -ss without him expecting it.
the mexican surprise was popularized by the award winning film “y tu mama tambien”.
yah, she’s awesome, except she gave me a mexican surprise last night.
when you’re dating a smoking hot 22-yr old mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.
surprise!!!
be careful man, you don’t want to wake up one day to the mexican surprise.
a mexican popping out of your closet during the night and raping you.
kids from jessica’s school
tom: “did you hear jessica hasn’t been coming to school because tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?”
tami: “omg, that is terrible, has jessica contacted authorities?”
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