Mexican Tap Water


a beverage consisting of 1 part corona, 1 part mule p-ss, and a generous portion of tequila. serve in a quart gl-ss, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.
the tradition of r-mm-ng the gl-ss with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the m-ssive amounts of alcohol in the mexican tap water. the cocaine would keep the customer from p-ssing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

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