mexican taxi


when more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.
1: dude, we crammed 9 people in my jeep. we did a total mexican taxi.

2: hey, get the f-ck outta my car. this aint no mexican taxi.
a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts mexicans to where they usually end up going…which is jail
da’rryl: what kind of taxi picks up mexican?

mike: i dont know

da’rryl: the mexican taxi aka the paddywagon
ice cream cart (2 big wheels ) push by hand (hold 3 hombres)
by using mexican taxi we don’t worry about us border patrol man.

hay! senior better ride than under diesel truck no!

also shanks mare takes longer get to la

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