Mexican Wanking Fish


1. slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. an axolotl who is just begging for a mate, but their owner doesn’t want to get another pet.

3. a p-n-s.
1.
gotta go, i have to feed my mexican w-nking fish…

2.
my pet axolotl bubbles is such a mexican w-nking fish. he drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and i’m too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
i am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and i don’t want to get him a stupid mate!

3.
dude, do your fly up – i can see your mexican w-nking fish!

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