Mexican Wrist Watch

the act of wrapping your d-ck around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.
jared: hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? travis: (turns around unsuspectingly) d-mn man it’s your d-ck!
the act of wrapping one’s c-ck around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, “wristw-tch”.
what time is it? let’s look at my mexican wristw-tch! half past my c-ck!

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