Miami didnt want him
really a two-fold effect. when a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from miami it is because…
a) miami didnt want him
b) he is afraid of compet-tion
when 5- db patrick johnson/peterson decided to commit to lsu instead of da u, even though he was originally commited to da u and from south fl……miami didnt want him
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