Miami Shores


-a medium sized suburb located right outside of downtown miami, aventura,miami beach, north miami beach,south beach,and ft lauderdale. basically its where all the crazy f-ckers from the surrounding south florida party hotspots decide to settle down and have a family and kids.
-home to the golf course (gc babyyy!), cr-ppy schools like dcs, the rec center, bk, and every drug you could possibly want.
– suburb where it is common place for groups of teens to sneak out late at night to drink and smoke where ever the f-ck they please
-the real miami suburb
-the place all the biscayne park kids wished they lived
timmy: yo bro my buddies are having a getty down in miami sh-r-s at some empty house
jon: is there going to be alcohol and drugs?
timmy: dude, i said it was in miami sh-r-s…
john: oh yea

sam: d-mn dude i really want to drink some nasty ghetto mickeys, smoke some chronic -ss weed with chill people then have to run from the cops…

tony: yo we can just go to the sh-r-s!

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