Michael and Mercedes
a boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. he constantly comments on her gorgeous b-mper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
michael and mercedes were out at a concert when michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
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