Michael Pokorny
a kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. he is a united states marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. a truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. a fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. she is very proud of her marine.
“woah did you see that marine?”
-“yeah that’s michael pokorny, check him out in his uniform!”
“woah, that michael pokorny is so s-xy!”
-“watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves”
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