Michigan Barking Spider
it’s a “fart”
before you fart. you tell the wife/girlfriend. ya ever heard a “michigan barking spider”? you go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like….and make any kind of weird sound. wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. then yell out ….oh my g-d. there is one in here someone where.
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