Michigan Hot Pocket
after you sh-t into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet sh-t so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. so called because of the shape of michigan.
her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another michigan hot pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.
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