Michigan Mud Mitt
a wiping technique. wrapping toilet paper around one’s hand so that one can fully clean one’s “area” without getting “matter” on one’s hand.
dave and maggie went out for mexican. dave had a salad, so he was ok, but maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a michigan mud mitt to properly clean herself.
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