Microwave Pussy
noun- a woman with a std which makes your p-n-s uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. most common std is gonorrhea aka ‘the clap’.
‘i took dis b-tch home las nite and found out she had a microwave p-ssy from my boy in a text message, so i wrapped that sh-t up with saran wrap’
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