Mid-life Chrysler
any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.
“heard jim’s dad got a new mustang,” “i heard the rogaine didn’t cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a mid-life chrysler.”
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