MidClub Crisis
a midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. it is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. it differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one’s life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.
bill: “hey man you alright, cr-p music right?”
ted:”no man its not that, its just all of it, i’m past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i’m heading to an indie bar man”
bill:”dude b-mmer, total midclub crisis”
another example would be mike the situation’s mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey sh-r- season 2
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