middle of nowhere


anywhere that isn’t the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places n-body’s heard of unless they live there.
my car broke down and i’m f-cking stranded in the middle of nowhere.
where they put rapist’s.
don’t buy a house next to the middle of nowhere, there’s rapist in those empty fields!

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