middle road nanticoke, pa
a narrow pencil-d-ck of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in america: nantic-ke, pennsylvania.
while on middle road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, virgin mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, burger king wrappers, human sh-t, h-llo kitty lunch boxes and john mccain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.
drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix…two groups which often aren’t mutually exclusive.
the worst part about traveling to nantic-ke on middle road is that the only reward for one’s pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-wwii germany.
the main attraction of this place is a p-n-s-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town’s inbred teenagers.
guy 1: “hey, how you gonna get to lccc?”
guy 2 : “i guess i’ll take middle road nantic-ke, pa .”
guy 1: “you’d be better off drinking the blood of an aids patient.”
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