Middle Seat By The Toilet
an unseasoned traveler. someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status.
i had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin middle seat by the toilet guy. he had no clue what he was doing!!
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