Mike and Mark Points


points in which people are handed out by mike and mark. they must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. the first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, mike and/or mark.
go stab that orphan and we’ll give you 1,000 mike and mark points.

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