Mike and Mary


two peas in a pod. best friends, lovers, and soul mates. they both do whatever they want and if you don’t like it go f-ck yourself. can be very spontaneous. they have a love that no one will ever understand. can’t keep them apart. both very smart and sarcastic.
mike and mary flew to las vegas and got married.

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