Mike Fanti


coach of the warrior line. besides being 5’5″ and the shape of a meatball, he has both the swag and ego of kanye west. his intelligence is below average. he mumbles before every time he speaks. specialty: blast right.
player: coach what play we running?

mike fanti: (mumbles) “we’ll trick ’em… blast right”

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